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Welcome to the world of vision! I’d sing something about following the yellow brick road now that you can distinguish it from the rest of the sepia-toned world and read highway signs but you do NOT want to hear me sing. Just thrilled that everything went smoothly for you. Yay!🎉🎊💕

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I wore glasses and contacts from age 7. Had cataract surgery in 2022 and it was like the scene when Dorothy enters Oz. The difference was that extreme. I do need readers now, but I can read highway signs. I’ll take it. Good luck, Teri!

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Thanks, Mary! Needing readers, or even a prescription that is easily filled will be a good outcome. Right now, even my new glasses can only give me unsatisfactory vision at most distances. I would love to have a Dorothy lands in Oz moment!

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As you guessed, the IV isn't required. It is mostly to chill you out and help you lie still. Initially, I said , "Let's skip the IV." But the concern I came to was the need to lie really still. Because of my various on-board discomforts, it can be difficult for me to be super still for 20 minutes.

I don't know what to say about the taping the head down thing. I immediately had flashes of multiple horror movies where taping peoples' heads down invariably led to a bad scene.

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Teri, back in 2003, I had LASIK surgery. I was not given an IV anesthetic but I must have had some sort of numbing drops. I did not feel the equipment slicing my corneas. Is the IV really necessary?

Also, kind of taping your head down? This is 2024; don’t they have some other means of securing your head? No one wants their head taped down! (least of all you, I understand).

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Good luck! Dr. T sounds like a good guy. I'm sure you'll be fine!

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Thanks, Jennifer!

Yeah, Dr. T seems like a good guy. I am officially at the age where the doctors look like young kids to me.

I read somewhere yesterday that 65 and up is considered elderly. I am 66, and I just don't think of myself that way (yet?)

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I know what you mean on both counts. My last oral surgeon (a VERY handsome young man) looked like he was 12 when I first met him!

I'm almost 54 (next month!) at 55, people are considered middle aged, but I don't see myself that way, either. Just the other day, I was driving around blasting Tool, Metallica, and other metal! I really think it's more about how we see ourselves. Who cares what other people think?!

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For me, with my highly visible and unusual disability, it has always been more about how I think of myself than how others define me, so this is just a new wrinkle to that old story.🥲

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Good luck! I've had glasses since probably junior high and it would be really nice not to need them for a while in my old age.

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Fingers crossed! I thought of telling the doctor that I was going to have to live to 96 to get my money's worth out of the lenses, but I wasn't sure he would get that I was kidding (sort of.) 😂

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Very funny.

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